So I just had a thought, I have no idea who fucking reads my bullshit here, but I wonder if I could convince them that I am insane. I'm not insane, some would beg to differ haha, but seriously though, I'm a funny person and I'm always joking around so what better of a joke than to convince people that when I'm joking about something that I'm actually being serious. Like if I write something that to me is funny, but I say it in a serious tone, you know? haha. Idk, here is an example...
"I notice that as the daylight becomes longer, the more and more I find myself hiding in my room with all the windows shut and all the lights off. I can't stand the light. It drives me insane. I think I'm losing my mind. Today I saw a little kid cross the street and all I could think about was hitting him with my car. Watching the kid cry for help as I just put my car in reverse and hit him again. I found humor in it too, and I chuckled. Then the boy really did get hit, not by me, but by a pastor's Pontiac, how ironic? I did laugh though. The parents of the child were not happy with me, especially when I told them that I wished it was me driving."
Hahaha I don't know man, that's really fucked up. None of that stuff really happened haha. Don't take any of that seriously! Well I'm out. I'm done with it. I'm done with everything, it's up to you to save me, for you. Does that make sense? I have no fucking clue.
"I notice that as the daylight becomes longer, the more and more I find myself hiding in my room with all the windows shut and all the lights off. I can't stand the light. It drives me insane. I think I'm losing my mind. Today I saw a little kid cross the street and all I could think about was hitting him with my car. Watching the kid cry for help as I just put my car in reverse and hit him again. I found humor in it too, and I chuckled. Then the boy really did get hit, not by me, but by a pastor's Pontiac, how ironic? I did laugh though. The parents of the child were not happy with me, especially when I told them that I wished it was me driving."
Hahaha I don't know man, that's really fucked up. None of that stuff really happened haha. Don't take any of that seriously! Well I'm out. I'm done with it. I'm done with everything, it's up to you to save me, for you. Does that make sense? I have no fucking clue.
lalala oh hi. My names insane. Don't ask, don't tell. hahaha. You dropped a pocket. I ate my knees. idk. hehehe I'm just like you, I have no goddamn clue.
ReplyDelete